In "The Future" my son will ask me about what sports were like before laser-guidance hockey sticks and rocket shoes, and I will point to this picture and then start lecturing him about how we also had better food in my day, and rap. Wilt Chamberlain was the best thing to happen to Philadelphia since John Adams, and the best thing to happen to the atmosphere 7'1" above the ground since the dinosaurs. This cold motherfucker dropped 100 points in a game while sporting the sickest mustache in the history of upper-lips, and still managed to be extremely popular with everyone besides Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.Especially the ladies. ESPECIALLY the ladies. Mister The Stilt claimed to have attained carnal knowledge from 20, 000 women in his lifetime, which apparently works out to about 8 women a week from his 15th birthday until he died. I imagine there must've been a lot of bangin' Spanish teachers at Overbrook High. Man-Chamberlain, we salute you higher than those silly 10-foot regulation hoops.
Verdict: Man-ness Saluted
No comments:
Post a Comment